Why Did Bill Gates Retire Now?

Do you want to know why Bill Gates have to retire now? Here is why … Bill Gates has decided to Sell OFF Microsoft.

A Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab addressed to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft is responsible for the Decision.

THE LETTER
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Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’, he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but were unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE‘ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents‘?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

P.S
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Did you get it?

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Internet Marketing Gathering in Malaysia

This week, I received an email from Stuart Tan calling for an Internet Marketing Gathering in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia at his office in Taman Tun Dr Ismail on Monday evening.

Stuart brought along a few other Malaysian Internet Marketers like Edmund Loh, Vince Tan and Simon Leung from USA to share their internet marketing experences with the gathered group.

The gathering began with a short introduction from Stuart and the other internet marketers, followed by a brief intro by all attendees present.

Then Stuart started off a Q & A session with Edmund, Simon and Vince so that the attendees can get to know more about them.

Topics covered were:

• List building;
• Private Label Rights;
• Public Domain;
• Google Adwords, keyword traffic and quality score;
• Systems and processes;
• Search Engine Optimization;
• Social media;
• Video sites

After the session, some of us went off to have a late night snack with Stuart, Vince, Simon and Edmund as they haven’t had dinner after a four-hour long car drive from Singapore to reach Kuala Lumpur.

Overall, it was a small gathering of get-to-know experienced Internet Marketers session sharing what they know and I benefited alot from this. Stuart said this will definitely not be the last of these types of gathering but more in the coming months.

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How to Make Money from Freelance Writing

I have been managing and writing my own blogs in various niche and on the same note, I want to know how to make money from freelance writing too, since I write a lot.

There are various way of writing as a freelance writer for blogs, websites or copy writing for that matter.

Make Money as a Blog Writer

If you want to make money writing for products or services for advertisers in your blog, you can join PayPerPost. The registration is free. Once you are in there, register your blog with them and wait for the approval. Next, go to check out Open Opportunities to find a writing job you would like to write about.

Check out all the conditions required for that job offered like price, type, minimum words, dateline and rating to apply for the job. Then wait for the advertiser to reply. You may be rejected the first time round but try again for other jobs there that interest you. Minimum payment per blog posts you write is US$5.00. Isn’t that good money for a start?

You may also go to PPP Tools to get your buttons to advertise. You may also do a Review on my blog posts by going to the link here.

Make Money as a Freelance Writer

If you wish to learn the ropes of how to be a freelance writer as a business, then you can read this Freelance Writing Guide.

Monika has a writing structure that includes where you can find work, how to propose for a job, how to set your rates and how to invoice your clients.

Writing is demanding work with datelines to meet but if you just want to make some passive income from freelance writing, you should first start by learning the ropes of the business.

“Do you have any other suggestions for freelance writing blogs you wish to share with in this blog?”

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